No Tits in the 2013 Pirelli Calendar

We’re incredibly disappointed.

New York Magazine published the first images from the upcoming PIRELLI calendar. And look: War photographer Steve McCurry pulled through. Not a single model is naked.

And that even though we’d explained to him the basic concept of the arguably most popular calendar on the planet already a couple of months back: “Hey, Steve, it’s about tits and asses in the Pirelli calendar.”

McCurry unfortunately ignored our advice and instead decided to only book models that are getting involved with social responsibility stuff. Well, and charity and tits don’t go match – so the models had to put on clothes.

Sustainability and Charity aside. Everyone is entitled to their opinion (we for example find it boring), but did it really have to affect our beloved PIRELLI calendar?

What’s next: A VICTORIA’S SECRET show with war invalids?

We demand an immediate intervention by Terry Richardson! Naked!

Von: Carl Jakob Haupt

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